Boogie Chillin'

As the behemoth known as Drinkasaurus Rex (affectionately dubbed 'Swilly-Willie' by anthropologists) lumbers through the streets of Providence today, he sees something that he has not witnessed for many, many months: humanoids circling, skittering and sliding in a clockwise oval right in the heart of the city .... fueled by hot chocolate and Christmas songs .... and he knows that the 2006 Ice Age has begun. Fear grips his heart ~ or perhaps it's the Myocardial Infarction resulting from the Chicken Enchilada Grilled Stuffed Burritos he's been gorging himself on ~ nevertheless his heart IS gripped. Soon his regular way of life will be impossible as frigid temperatures blast this part of the planet. One question flashes through his mind over and over: "Why did I never learn to migrate???"