Truth in Advertising...

What corporate help-wanted ads should really say:

Generic Corporate Help-Wanted Ad:
One of any number of gigantic corporations
that puts manipulative charm ahead of
intellect and diligence seeks management
protégée. If you have ever been referred to
as a: sycophant, conformist, yes-man, suck-up,
kiss-*ss, brown-noser, blithering idiot, or
mindless twit; please contact human resources
immediately. We Want YOU!