Fractured Christmas Carols

Says Sassette:

BUCKET BARS

(To the Tune of Jingle Bells)

Driving down Columbus Ave
To get to MBP
Eager for many beers to have
But first to take a pee

Doug’s already on his stool
As he will be all night
The Coors Lites are nice and cool
So much to your delight

Oh, Bucket bars, Bucket bars
My love for you’s complete
If My Brother's closes early
There’s the pub on Benefit Street

Oh, Bucket bars, Bucket bars
You totally enthrall
If you’re lame it is no shame
There’s Providence for last call !