"I see....BLUE SKIES! ...."

Microsoft launches Vista worldwide

"After five years of marketing blitz, the largest software maker unveiled the new computer operating system Tuesday at 12:00AM EST."

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In a related (and made up) story, Microsoft Corporation announced the first security breach of it's Vista operating system at 12:02 AM Tuesday. Experts indicated surprise that hackers took an estimated 50% longer than predicted to compromise Vista's impenetrable firewalls - and declared the release a complete success.

Initiating a public relations war that rivals the intensity and venomous vitriol of the Trump~O'Donnell brouhaha, Microsoft chairman Bill Gates blamed U2 frontman Bono for the leak, suggesting he now be called "Scooter" instead of his long-held stage name.

Bono responded by referring to Mr. Gates as a "philanthropic pinhead."

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