"Tin"-sel Town

Ahhh.... nothing says Christmas like the sound and feel of a real, honest to God aluminum tree!

http://www.projo.com/opinion/columnists/content/CL_Achorn19_12-19-06_LH3D4BS.1cd9949.html

The wheez of the small motor...the clinking and rustling of the silver "needles", the metalic smell filling the room. 'Tis a consumption devoutly to be wish'd!

What were they thinkin'????!