Inspired By A Lame Customer Service Meeting
This annoying meeting came complete with a video set to what sounded an awful lot like porn music and a workbook! Because we are not adults and professionals! We are pre-schoolers (who respond to porn music, apparently)!
*ahem*
Customer Service:
Be prompt. Be nice. Be helpful.
This means you, Jackass!
1 comment:
All I can now think of is a bunch of adults in a conference room with grade school desks... all sitting there coloring porno pictures in a coloring book with stubby crayons. Everyone is working dilligently to stay in the lines, some people biting their tongues in concentration. And each picture has a customer service slogan below it. "Be Safe" "Keep the Customer Satisfied" "Slippery When Wet" ...
What's the workbook named? "Horton Hears a Ho?"
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